PzII: PeeZhooter II (because it's gun is weak).
Pz35(t): Check (your brain - because it'sSlow, Poorly Armored and Armed, also the (t) part comes from tschechisch which is Czech in Deutsch.
Pz3A: Ausf. Horrible (speaks for itself)
PzIII: Third Time Lucky (The German Tank designers finally get one right )
VK1602 "Leopard": Speedy Gonzales
PzII Ausf. L "Luchs": Not-so Speed Gonzales
T34 (and -85): Bounce (what every shell does off of it)
Tiger: Freddy Kruger's Older Brother
Tiger II: Freddy Kruger
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